Microsoft word - jibberish.doc

WE SEE TWO WOMAN HAVING COFFEE IN THEIR NEIGHBOURHOOD COFFEESTORE PATIO. ONE OF THEM LEANS IN TO ASK HER FRIEND A QUESTION. HER TONE IS EXCITED. WOMAN 1: JABBERNOKKI CHAKA?
THE WOMAN RELPIES. SHE IS VERY ENTHUSIASTIC. WOMAN 2: VIAGRA BIBBLI BONG BOKCHUK!
WOMAN 1 SMILES. SHE WANTS TO KNOW THE “DETAILS”. WOMAN 1: ZAHH.BILLIWOKKI VIAGRA FLIP WENDINGO?
THE SECOND WOMAN TELLS HER FRIEND EVERYTHING. AS SHE IS TALKING WE SEE A WOMAN AT THE NEXT TABLE TURN AROUND. SHE IS AMAZED AT THE FRANKNESS OF THE CONVERSATION. WOMAN 2: KATANGA! NONNY NONNY WUBBLECHUK. VIAGRA CLIPPITI FRUMP DONK!!!!!
AFTER WOMAN 2 HAS FINIHSED SPEAKING, WE CUT BACK TO WOMAN I. SHE IS ASTOUNDED AT HER FRIENDS SEXUAL ANTICS. SHE SIMPLY CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT SHE HAS JUST HEARD. AFTER THE WOMEN HAVE FINISHED SPEAKING, WE SEE A SHOT OF THE VIAGRA PILL AND THE LINE THIS LINE IS REPLACED BY THE LINE “TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR.” WE ARE AT A BBQ. TWO GUYS ARE HAVING A CHAT. FROM THEIR BODY LANGUAGE IT IS CLEAR THEY ARE CLOSE FRIENDS. ONE OF THEM TURNS AND ASKS HIS BUDDY. GUY 1: ZIP MINKI VIAGRA?
GUY 2: YANTI, … VIAGRA FLIPPITI FLOOWOK!
GUY1 IS CLEARLY IMPRESSED. HIS WANTS TO KNOW IF HIS BUDDY HAS BEEN DOING IT ALL WEEKEND. GUY 1: MINKI? TUK NONNY FLABBER CHUBBLE? (LAUGHS APPROVINGLY)
GUY 2 GIVES HIS BUDDY ALL THE DETAILS, INCLUDING, IT WOULD SEEM, A DESCIPTION OF AN UNUSUAL GUY 2: YONNY! TUK VIAGRA ZILIDOO. WATA FLANGEARATI
GUY 1 IS JEALOUS, BUT IS CONGRATULATORY IN HIS TONE, GUY 1: FLANGE-ARARTI! NIK BIBLI TOP TUFTI.
AFTER THE MEN HAVE FINISHED SPEAKING, WE SEE A SHOT OF THE VIAGRA PILL AND THE LINE THIS LINE IS REPLACED BY THE LINE “TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR.” WE OPEN ON TWO GUYS AT A BOWLING ALLEY. THEY ARE SITTING ON THE SEATS BEHIND THE LANES AS THEY PUT ON THEIR SHOES. THEY ARE WEARING THE SAME TEAM SHIRTS AND THEIR BODY LANGUAGE SUGGESTS THE ARE FRIENDS. GUY 1 CONFIDES IN HIS FRIEND, ASKING FOR HIS ADVICE, GUY 1: ZIP… BOKINGO LANDUDNO VIAGRA.
GUY 2 IS FULL OF CONFIDENCE. HE IS VERY OPEN ABOUT HIS SEX LIFE. GUY 2: AVALINGO! VIAGRA DING VILLIDOO NUK CHUK!
GUY 1 IS IMPRESSED AT HIS FRIENDS SEXUAL STAMINA. GUY 1: UNRANGA?
GUY 2 SMILES AND LEANS IN TO TELL HIM IN GRAPHIC DETAIL WHERE AND HOW OFTEN HE HAS HAD SEX. AS HE STARTS SPEAKING A GUY FROM ANOTHER TEAM SITTING A FEW SEATS AWAY TURNS AND VERY SLOWLY TURNS AND LOOKS AT THEM IN DISBELIEF GUY 2 TIK TOK … VIAGRA WUBBLETOK! ZIP CLACK-CLACK NUK NUK. BABBLETOOK. ZIP VIAGRA
TUT FLIPETTY DANG CHUKWUBBLE!
GUY 2 SMILES PROUDLY, HIS FRIEND IS ALSO VERY IMPRESSED. AFTER THE MEN HAVE FINISHED SPEAKING, WE SEE A SHOT OF THE VIAGRA PILL AND THE LINE THIS LINE IS REPLACED BY THE LINE “TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR.” WE OPEN ON TWO GUYS CHATTING IN A PARK. THEY ARE IN THE LEASH-FREE DOG AREA. THE GUYS TALK AS THEIR DOGS RUN ABOUT THE PLACE, CHASING STICKS ETC. THEIR TONE AND MANNER IS MAN 1: TUK NUKKELMINK FLAPPSMUNK?
MAN 2 REPLIES. HE IS VERY CONFIDENT AS HE DESCRIBES HIS WEEKEND. MAN 2: NUKKELSTUFF DINGBAT DIP VIAGRA!
MAN 1: KNOCKERTUT!
MAN 2 DOES NOT DISSAPOINT, HE GOES INTO GRAPHIC DETAIL, AS HE DESCIBES HIS SEXUAL ANTICS. MAN 2: VIAGRA, DANG DINGO MUNKI QUANK, MINKI NUK WAPPS. VIAGRA MUFTI CHUKWUBBLE
ANOTHER MAN WHO IS NEARBY GLANCES OVER. HE IS AMAZED AT WHAT HE HAS HEARD. MAN 1: BEZZA RUM-TUFTY!
AFTER THE MEN HAVE FINISHED SPEAKING, WE SEE A SHOT OF THE VIAGRA PILL AND THE LINE:

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